honourablebravery:

“ already calculating whether or not mother and father will notice if he transmogrifies Thor’s whole arm into a bare chicken wing” Loki, courtesy of @icyxmischief

I’ve literally been laughing at this for almost half an hour, all of you need to enjoy it’s perfection.

I cannot get this image out of my head, and it is BRILLIANT. 

#BROTHERS

Thor raised a single finger towards his sibling, they are almost teenagers now, and they are seated at dinner, his finger getting perilously close to Loki’s cheek. “Brotherrrrr.” Keeping the digit hovering, just close enough to be annoying and interrupting his siblings meal. Which was of course, Thor’s entire intention. His roast boar momentarily forgotten in favour of being a pest.

Loki turns a look of muted exasperation on his elder brother.  He understands and concurs, really, that Thor’s purpose in life is to be a big brother, and therefore, to occasionally pester Loki until the witchling sees red. 

But Loki’s eating his game hen–for once, he was permitted to eat something other than the red meat that upsets his somewhat delicate constitution–and the thunderling interrupts this most wondrous occasion with the finger suspended midair. 

     “Stop,” he insists, rather factually, already calculating whether or not mother and father will notice if he transmogrifies Thor’s whole arm into a bare chicken wing.  Probably, if Thor made a fuss, but Thor making a fuss means he’ll have to admit he was bothering Loki, so there’s Loki’s leverage. 

He smirks.  

   “Or don’t.” 

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“Could you please tell your lover that I mean young Peter Parker no harm whatsoever? He wasn’t too pleased to discover that I had taken the lad to a pizzaria to ensure he got fed, then saw him safely back to Stark Tower. I know most mortals these days don’t know my reputation for being a protector of children, but really, I’m quite offended that someone would think that I would ever hurt a kid.” //immortaljackal

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Loki studies the young Coptic Trickster, irked by her presumptuous invasion of his personal space, with an air of icy hauteur.  

He would dismiss her on the spot but for his abiding respect for her father, Anubis, and any other death god, for many times death has brushed its fingers over Loki’s skin, but mercifully not taken a stranglehold.  

     “I will see what I can do,” is all he commits to, holding unnaturally still; the frozen stature is the learned byproduct of a lifetime of being safer when unobtrusive while family members raged their displeasure at each other; and, more recently, being the direct victim of war prisoner abuse.  Layla may or may not know that Loki shares these experiences with Tony Stark, whom she seems to have already met under catastrophic circumstances.  Loki is not about to ask her. 

just popping in with You Should See Me In a Crown by Billie Eilish as a loki song rec

Oh I see your reasoning big time, particularly pre-Ragnarok:

Bite my tongue, bide my time
Wearing a warning sign
Wait ‘til the world is mine
Visions I vandalize

Cold in my kingdom size
Fell for these ocean eyes

You should see me in a crown
I’m gonna run this nothing town
Watch me make ’em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by
You should see me in a crown
Your silence is my favorite sound
Watch me make ’em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by (one)

Count my cards, watch them fall
Blood on a marble wall
I like the way they all
Scream
Tell me which one is worse
Living or dying first
Sleeping inside a hearse
I don’t dream

You say
Come over baby
I think you’re pretty
I’m okay
I’m not your baby
If you think I’m pretty

You should see me in a crown
I’m gonna run this nothing town
Watch me make ’em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by
You should see me in a crown
Your silence is my favorite sound
Watch me make ’em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by (one)

Crown
I’m gonna run this nothing town
Watch me make ’em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by

You should see me in a crown
Your silence is my favorite sound
Watch me make ’em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by (one)


It has an air of vengeance, of calculation mingled with more visceral anger and sadness, for a lifetime of slights; “I’m gonna run this nothing town” really evokes Loki’s mixed sentiments for Asgard ( it’s not his home  in that he has no reflection of himself anywhere there save in Frigga, but it’s the only home he’s ever known).