sweetdreamr:

icyxmischief:

nuggsmum:

nikkalia:

your-frenchblondgirl:

Tom getting offended when someone disrespects Loki is the softest thing you’ll see today

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Dat snark doh… XD

I love him. God damn it. I love everything about this irritating, beautiful, snarky bastard.

He…he’s literally channeling my blog LOL…..

@icyxmischief admit it u guys share a brain <333

Ngl it sometimes feels that way although that is intensely flattering of you given how incredibly cultured and intelligent he is.

perilous-marvel:

(Y/N): So what’s Asgard like?

Loki: There are many points of interest such as-

Thor: It’s round.

(Y/N): What?

Loki: Ignore him, Captain, excuse us.

Loki: Thor, you idiot! Why in the nine realms would you think Asgard was round?

Thor: I’ve been reading about Midgardians who believe Earth is flat and it got me thinking about how Asgard is actually round.

Loki: It’s not round! You’ve seen where the ocean literally drops off into space! You’ve seen me fall into said space!

Thor: Asgard is round.

Loki: No-

Thor: Hashtag Round Asgard Theory.

spicy™ dialogue™ prompts™

happylilprompts:

  • “At least you’ll die doing what you love; Walking into danger.”
  • “Here’s some cookies and some very bad news!”
  • “I have forgotten everything I’ve ever learned.”
  • “Let me keep that promise.”
  • “The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.”
  • “Why am I always the funniest when no one is around to hear it?”
  • “Can you stay still for the next 20 minutes? No, I’m not drawing you.”
  • “Oh no, I feel bad- SYKE, no I don’t.”
  • “Next problem… we might die.”
  • “Wow, that was a great comeback.”
  • “Who is running this thing?!”
  • “You are aware that walls aren’t people, right?”
  • “Hey, go fill up your human needs.”
  • “Yeah, keep making jokes. That’ll win the war.”
  • “Yeah, I can see how hiding behind a rock is a much better strategy.”
  • “I think… everyone deserves a chance to prove themselves.”
  • “I can’t help that I’m curious.”
  • “I know you. You’re a terrible person. But as the judge here, I will look at you in the unbiased way you don’t deserve.”
  • “The mountains are calling and I must skedaddle.
  • “Who says ‘nincompoop’?!”
  • “Things fascinate me. Why wouldn’t they, when you stop to give them thought?”
  • “Are you always so easily convinced?”
  • “Look, it’s difficult for me to isolate what I hate about you the most because there is so much to hate.”
  • “That’s an order. Obey.”
  • “Look, I don’t want to swear but; What. The frick!”
  • “As the most amazing person in the room, I’ll gladly accept that.”
  • “Now power down, sass robot.”
  • “The art of not being an idiot is extremely challenging for me.”
  • “That’s troubling.”
  • “Tell your story. Become words, become ideas… you never know what or who it’ll affect.”