“What’s it like to have a brother?”

honourablebravery:

He considers Poppy for a few moments, debating about how he can accurately describe how it is to have a brother, well, a sibling, if he was to be entirely accurate to how Loki was on a regular basis.

Thor’s brow furrows in immense concentration as he thinks. Having a sibling..there are so many ways to describe how things were with Loki, and trying to wrap that all up into a few, simple words seems almost nigh impossible.

But, to give Poppy a response, he will make an attempt.

“Rewarding.” He finally settles on, his furrowed brow still scrunched as he thinks and speaks at the same moment. “There is nothing quite like having a sibling, Poppy. I find that you may see those who do have siblings describe them in a variety of colourful ways, and those who do not either wishing for or being happy with their non-sibling status. Depends entirely upon the person. But, aye, rewarding. Loki is a fascinating individual, and though we have experienced our moments, both those good and bad, I think that, at the end of the day it will always be a rewarding experience.”

He pauses, before figuring he should expand upon it.

“As such, I can look upon Loki whenever I might be needing him, I can reflect on our many shared memories, of when we were young, and know that there were and have been more good than bad. I can continue to make memories with him today. Having a sibling can be frustrating, and there is no doubt that we get upon each other’s nerves from time to time, but at the end of the day, the overwhelming love and adoration is still there. And I can know, that he can call me any variety of names, and mean it only in the most affectionate of senses.” He chuckled.

“To have a brother, a sibling, is to have someone to cheer you on, to comfort you, to berate you when, in my case, anyway, one’s head needs deflating. To drive you slightly mad, to make you laugh, make you cry, and make you know that no matter what the battle, you’ve always got a strong confident at your side. Hard times, easy times, good times, bad times, it all circles back to that same word, rewarding.”

Any variety of names, eh?  

       “Stinky water buffalo!!!!!” 

Aye, that certainly felt rewarding.  

macktheiceman:

nonjudgementalme:

bisexual-nightwing:

nonjudgementalme:

bisexual-nightwing:

thor and storm almost had a daughter. we were robbed of a ripped goddess from the best damn characters in the marvel multiverse.

WHAT

LOOK AT THIS BUFF GODDESS. WE. WERE. ROBBED.

this is so rude honestly

prokopetz:

Headcanon: I can muster a cogent argument for why it would make more sense or make for a better story if this were the case

Heartcanon: I don’t have a particular rationale for why this ought to be the case, I just like to imagine it’s true because it gives me the warm fuzzies

Gutcanon: it’s not that I actively want this to be the case – it just unaccountably feels like it should be

Junkcanon: I like to imagine it’s true because it gives me the other kind of warm fuzzies

Spleencanon: I insist that this is the case specifically to spite the author, because, like, fuck you, sir or madam

halfkree:

chrringoftheprintingmachine:

Dr. Bruce Banner murdering the avengers without even turning into Hulk.

Listen, Tony might snark at you but he cries himself to sleep daily. Meanwhile, Bruce will dismantle you with words and make you question your worth at 3 am in the morning.

Bruce Banner has two monsters living inside of him. One is the Hulk, and the other is That Bitch™.

I have a lot of thoughts and feelings about Bruce and maybe one of those days I’ll write some of it down.

//I’m still laughing at that one awesome gifset that captions Loki as “gay chaotic bitch energy” because honestly peak Loki right there. All my years of overly complex meta are moot.  That single phrase is Everything™.  I forget who posted that gifset but if you follow me I salute you.