Any tips on warding off ill weather, my lord? I want to attend a Shakespeare performance on Saturday, and our weather prophets say that a thunderstorm is planning on attending it also.

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       “ … . most unfortunate. I shall speak to my brother on the matter.
        Perhaps he can ward off the elements.  Although you could pray
        with runes, with relative success as a mortal unschooled in Seidhr.
        If it is already sunny on the day of your theater going, pray with Isa,
        to render the circumstances static and frozen.  Be careful however
        as this could encourage stagnation in other areas of your life. 
        Otherwise, beginning now, you could pray with Jera, the rune of
         rewards arriving at their proper time, of harvest and harmony;
         Ehwaz for protection through benign forces in your life; Laguz,
         a water rune of positive change, should it become rainy on the
         day of your outing … . begin with these.” 

So you and that angel you’re seeing, are you guys actually gonna try for a kid? What do you think a half jotun half angel kid would look like? Do you think they’d have wings still? I think you two are really good parents though, so I’m hoping the answer is yes!

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 “I suppose I shan’t rupture your organs for the simple fact that you seem to favor my union, and are unlikely to intend my children harm.  However, your somewhat clinical fascination with the appearance of our baby–beloved whether they have two wings or red eyes or a forked tongue–signals otherwise.  So I suggest you back out of the premises slowly, before I turn you into a human cutting board for sport.”