Loki turns a look of muted exasperation on his elder brother. He understands and concurs, really, that Thor’s purpose in life is to be a big brother, and therefore, to occasionally pester Loki until the witchling sees red.
But Loki’s eating his game hen–for once, he was permitted to eat something other than the red meat that upsets his somewhat delicate constitution–and the thunderling interrupts this most wondrous occasion with the finger suspended midair.
“Stop,” he insists, rather factually, already calculating whether or not mother and father will notice if he transmogrifies Thor’s whole arm into a bare chicken wing. Probably, if Thor made a fuss, but Thor making a fuss means he’ll have to admit he was bothering Loki, so there’s Loki’s leverage.
Loki turns an expression of grave bemusement on his son.
“Humans, loveling. Humans. Their lifespans are naturally limited to roughly eighty or ninety years, and owing to this, their vocabulary becomes as stunted, coagulated, and nonsensical as moldy mashed potatoes.For this reason we pity them, andlook the other way.”
He considers Poppy for a few moments, debating about how he can accurately describe how it is to have a brother, well, a sibling, if he was to be entirely accurate to how Loki was on a regular basis.
Thor’s brow furrows in immense concentration as he thinks. Having a sibling..there are so many ways to describe how things were with Loki, and trying to wrap that all up into a few, simple words seems almost nigh impossible.
But, to give Poppy a response, he will make an attempt.
“Rewarding.” He finally settles on, his furrowed brow still scrunched as he thinks and speaks at the same moment. “There is nothing quite like having a sibling, Poppy. I find that you may see those who do have siblings describe them in a variety of colourful ways, and those who do not either wishing for or being happy with their non-sibling status. Depends entirely upon the person. But, aye, rewarding. Loki is a fascinating individual, and though we have experienced our moments, both those good and bad, I think that, at the end of the day it will always be a rewarding experience.”
He pauses, before figuring he should expand upon it.
“As such, I can look upon Loki whenever I might be needing him, I can reflect on our many shared memories, of when we were young, and know that there were and have been more good than bad. I can continue to make memories with him today. Having a sibling can be frustrating, and there is no doubt that we get upon each other’s nerves from time to time, but at the end of the day, the overwhelming love and adoration is still there. And I can know, that he can call me any variety of names, and mean it only in the most affectionate of senses.” He chuckled.
“To have a brother, a sibling, is to have someone to cheer you on, to comfort you, to berate you when, in my case, anyway, one’s head needs deflating. To drive you slightly mad, to make you laugh, make you cry, and make you know that no matter what the battle, you’ve always got a strong confident at your side. Hard times, easy times, good times, bad times, it all circles back to that same word, rewarding.”
Any variety of names, eh?
“Stinky water buffalo!!!!!”
Aye, that certainly felt rewarding.
Thor sighs, before his mouth turns up in amusement.
“See what I mean? This yellowing turnip makes the point known.”
These are the two ancient and immeasurably powerful deities who have demonstrated the willingness and the capacity to die for each other, or to nearly kill each other, and here they stand, exchanging infantile insults, and indeed, if that isn’t the perfect manifestation of sibling bonds, nothing is.
“Aren’t turnips red, brother? Nay, radishes. Why am I a turnip? A noble and most useful vegetable? Oh, I see, are you calling me a staple in the lives of many? Thor, how kind.”
When Tony Stark woke up this morning, he immediately knew it was going to be a Very Bad Day™, given the fact that he found himself standing at a mere 3 feet 4 inches in height and looking to be only about 5 or 6 years old at best. His memories as an adult seem to remain intact, at least.
Eerily calm, he pulls his too big t-shirt closer about his waist, having to forgo anything else because nothing else fits, as he leaves his bedroom to head for the common area where he hopes at least someonein the tower has some idea of what the hell happened to him, or better yet, how to reverse it.
“So, I’d say ‘good morning,’ but that’s up for some serious debate right now,” he says by means of greeting, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
Loki’s standing in front of the doe-eyed, smartass kid who’s swaggered into the common room with Tony Stark’s inimitable cocksureness. He’s holding, hilariously, a tv tray, on which sits a buttered fig scone and cup of herbal tea. His goal was to eat this breakfast uninterrupted, while binge-watching a historical drama (The Crown, as it so happens) on Netflix, before resuming his experiments in the intersection of magic and quantum physics.
But one doesn’t always get what one wants.
“Oh goodness. Did you get into my potions jars while I was sleeping?” he marms.
That he is unfazed is cause for amusement but not necessarily comfort.